Birthday Party Snail Race Cardiff
Event Date: 14 September
Event Type: Snail Race Night
Venue: The Cornwall Pub, Grangetown, Cardiff, United Kingdom
In Aid of: Birthday Party Snail Race
Notes: A 15+event with some fun 'adult' snail names making for a great birthday party event.
Snail Names / Roach Names: | |
Race No.1 - Garden Of Smailes: Turbo, GoGo Smail, Slow Jo, Lazy Moo, The Slimer, Snail Trail, Slow Jim, Better Than You | |
Race No.2 - Koopa's Lipstick: F*ck my A** (censored), Rainbow Kiss, Dog With 2 D*cks (censored), Dr Flaccid, Ben 'N' Syder, Chubby Chaser, C*ckLikeASaltedSlug (censored), Donkey Punch | |
Race No.3 - The Cornwall Clan: Buffalo Soulja, Black Man's Pinch, Bleeding Banjo, Jabba The Snail, Borris Johnson, Sammy Snail, Stimpy, Garrie | |
Race No.4 - Tail of snails: Tinky Pants, F*nny Annie (censored), Reet Petite, Wide Eyed An Legless, Miley, Ron Jeremy, Gwillim, Lenny The Bucket | |
Race No.5 - Hard as Snails: AC Cobra, Skippy, Wonkin All Over , Blue or Red, Postman Pat, Sully, Sharky, Slowest Ever | |
Race No.6 - The Less Slow Will Win: Dennis, F*cking Ad You (censored), John Giles, Killer, Iconic Nigel, Fatty's Lee, Slob John, Winky W*nky Wonk (censored) | |
Fundeo Race Night and Bingo Packs are perfect fundraising ideas and great entertainment too.
. . . . see how to raise over £1000 in just two hours!

