Funny Names for a Horse or Snail Race Night
Fundeo allows you to name the runners in each race and have them called out by our talking parrot. If you don't name them they will be named with Fundeo's default names. Some funny names are shown below. Several names can be used for horses, dogs, roaches, and snails and some are specific to snails or horses. Click on the controls to hear our parrot call them out as he does in our race night video. Some of the names are a little rude- so if you are easily offended, please don't look - or listen!
| Always Cums First | |
| Amanda Mount | |
| Anita Blackman | |
| Anita Dick | |
| Anita Hoare | |
| Anita Longman | |
| Anita Mandalay | |
| Anita P. Freely | |
| Annie Position | |
| Annie Rection | |
| Arthur Fooksake | |
| At the Back | |
| Bea O'Problem | |
| Ben Dover | |
| Ben N. Cider | |
| Bert Puttocks | |
| Betty Swallocks | |
| Blow Me | |
| Blue Bird | |
| Brian | |
| Brian the Bruiser | |
| Bust a Gut | |
| Can't Refuse | |
| Chit Hot | |
| Crunch | |
| Crunch Mobile | |
| Crusher | |
| Crustacean Kid | |
| Cupid Stunt | |
| Curvature | |
| Cyril | |
| Dead Slow | |
| Dick Bush | |
| Dick Cumming | |
| Dick Hertz | |
| Dick Hungwell | |
| Dick N. Cider | |
| Ed Start | |
| Eek! A Sparrow | |
| Ergifroyd Pennefig | |
| Ermintrude | |
| Escargogo | |
| Fancy Footwork | |
| Fast as FCUK | |
| Fat Boy Slime | |
| Finn Menthol | |
| Firestarter | |
| Flashy | |
| Footsie | |
| Fred | |
| Geespot | |
| Gloria Stitz | |
| Golden Shower | |
| Good with Garlic | |
| Guinness | |
| Hard as Nails | |
| Harry Balls | |
| Herman the German | |
| Hoarse Whisperer | |
| Hoof Hearted | |
| Hors d'Oeuvre | |
| Hubba Hubba | |
| Hucking Fell | |
| Hugh G Rection | |
| Hugh Jass | |
| Hugh Janus | |
| Hugh Mane | |
| Ima Hoare | |
| In the Lead | |
| Ishell Walkit | |
| Ivanna Humpalot | |
| Ivanna Tinkle | |
| Ivor Snail | |
| Jack Inoff | |
| James Bond | |
| Jenny Talz | |
| Juicy Lucy | |
| Jump Jet | |
| Kebab | |
| Lame Jane | |
| Larry Last Minute | |
| Len Dusatenna | |
| L'Escargot to Go | |
| Less Cargo | |
| Lethargic | |
| Lettuce | |
| Lightening | |
| Linford Christie | |
| Macca Roni | |
| Major Bona | |
| Mark 2 Escargot | |
| Mary Hinge | |
| MG Racer | |
| Mighty Mollusc | |
| Mike Rotch | |
| Minjeeta | |
| Mollusc Kintyre | |
| Muff Diver | |
| Neigh Good | |
| Neil Enlick | |
| Nimrod | |
| No 'F' in Chance | |
| No Speed No Feed | |
| Norfolk and Chance | |
| Norfolk 'n Good | |
| Off Course Horse | |
| Oil Beef Hooked | |
| Oliver Clothesoff | |
| On The Outside | |
| On your Marks - zzz | |
| Oops-Wrongway! | |
| Our Soles | |
| Outer Michelle | |
| Passing Wind | |
| Paulo di Snailio | |
| Peony’s Envy | |
| Phat Controller | |
| Phil Hatio | |
| Phil's Charger | |
| Plastered | |
| Pussy Galore | |
| Quick Silver | |
| Quick Slime McGraw | |
| Raspberry | |
| Rein Dance | |
| Road Runner | |
| Rocking Horse | |
| Running Bomb | |
| Salty | |
| Shakin' Stevens | |
| Shellgar | |
| Shelly | |
| Silver Streak | |
| Silver Trail | |
| Slimeball | |
| Slimer | |
| Slimer of the Year | |
| Slimy | |
| Slimey Joe | |
| Slip and Slide | |
| Slippery Dick | |
| Slither | |
| Slow but Sure | |
| Smasha Deschell | |
| Snail and Pace | |
| Snail Blazer | |
| Snail Meat Again | |
| Snail Trail | |
| Snailextrix | |
| So Slow | |
| Sofa Can Fast | |
| Sotally Tober | |
| Speedy | |
| Speedy con Garlic | |
| Speedy Gonzalez | |
| Spiderman | |
| Stan the Man | |
| Stuart's Inquiry | |
| Super Slime | |
| Super Slug | |
| Susie's Slowcoach | |
| Sweety Pie | |
| The Beast | |
| The Bitch | |
| The Fokker | |
| The Shell | |
| The Slime Machine | |
| Too Hot To Trot | |
| Top Bombing | |
| Turbo Ted | |
| Whiskey | |
| White Lightning | |
| Wicked | |
| Willie Be Hardigan | |
| Woody's Whippet | |
| Yes but no but | |
| Zippy Doodaa |